What’s a “Ripper”? It’s a deep-fried hotdog. I heard about this on the Food Network and I’ve been dying ever since to give it a try. The idea was first pionered at Rutt’s Hut in New Jersey, and has been steadily catching on. They call it a ripper because the fried dogs tend to bust open during cooking.
Despite my desire to try the rare cuisine I felt it was something far too unhealthy to eat without somekind of trade-off. So I made a deal with myself: clean off my filthy stove and then I can try to make some fried hotdogs.
I bought a bunch of Kosher franks, not because I am Jewish which I’m not (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but because I like the way they taste better than your regular hotdog. They cooked very quickly in my wok and I soon found something very disturbing about rippers: They squeal like slaughtered pigs while being cooked. 
They did not look very appetizing, but once I bit into one I realized the reason for the craze. The skin had a very nice crunch to it, tasting a bit like bacon, and the inside was nice and juicy from the grease. This was definetely not healthy for me, but it was an interesting treat to have.
I would have posted a picture here, but I forgot to take a picture before eating them, and I’m not making any more for a while. Instead, here is a webjacked image from another site:
Ms. Julia
November 7th, 2005 at 11:31 am
Charles are you going to join the gym?
Charles
November 7th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Hehe, I really should, especially if I eat more of those rippers.
Count Poopula
November 9th, 2005 at 9:57 pm
I think the only exercise Chuck gets nowadays is squeezing rippers out of his butt!
Count Poopula
November 9th, 2005 at 9:58 pm
>:(SQUEEZE!!!!:)
Charles
November 9th, 2005 at 10:56 pm
Hah, that is not true. I jog, go on walks, pace incesently, and I’ve recently been setting up a [URL link="http://www.standupdesks.com/"]Stand-up desk[/URL] for when I’m on the computer.
“Squeezing rippers” indeed. [:coffee:]
Cruc.
November 11th, 2005 at 11:47 am
Wow. TMI.
Charles
November 11th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
You’ll have to excuse my scatalogical friend. He has a condition.
Count Poopula
November 12th, 2005 at 6:20 am
How does it effect the dynamics of action when looking at poornographics?[:shock:]