from icanhascheezburger.com

Found these on the cheezburger network.  I must admit, they are pretty dang cute.

Not sure of the benefits of such a thing, but it’s cool none-the-less.

More here

I also did some experiments with some long exposure times and wiggling the camera:

This is not a trolley...

Dear Metrobus,

This is not a trolley.  Just because you paint your buses to look like a cartoonish mockery of a trolley does not make it a trolley.

“The #99 Downtown Trolley features a whimsical and colorful wrap that transforms buses into trolleys,” said Dianne Williams, director of communications at Metro.

from globe-democrat.com

No… no it does not.

Still, I guess I am glad that they are expanding the public transportation in STL.

I’d rather have real trolleys though…

Local entertainer and MC, Clownvis, recently appeared on “America’s Got Talent” and served the judges, in my opinion, a much needed ribbing.  They didn’t let Clownvis sing any Elvis songs because of copyright issues, and really the crowd didn’t give him a chance to get into his act before they started booing because they are an empty minded, shallow, impatient bunch of haters.  Really, I hate this show, and I loved Clownvis taking on the pompous, overly worshiped judges with a frank bit of deflating humor.

Really, who is that British guy?  Seriously?  No one I know knows who he is.  “His worst nightmare”?  What?  You’re nothing, buddy, and your show is another redundant bit of clap trap.  Huzzah and hooray for Clownvis for showing the emperor has no clothes.

John Cole, Scranton, PA, The Times

Mike Lester, Rome News-Tribune, Rome, GA

Steve Greenberg -- Los Angeles, CA

Gary McCoy, Illinois -- The Suburban Journals.

David Fitzsimmons,Arizona Daily Star, Tucson AZ

Joe Heller, Wisconsin -- The Green Bay Press-Gazette

Bob Englehart, Hartford, Connecticut -- The Hartford Courant

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German architecture company Vitra has a campus dedicated to exploring and showcasing their innovations in modern architecture.  One of the more amazing buildings there just opened: the VitraHaus.

Located on the northern side of the campus in front of the fenced perimeter of the production premises, the VitraHaus joins two other buildings in this area, the Vitra Design Museum by Frank Gehry (1989) and the Conference Pavilion by Tadao Ando (1993).

 

- from DesignMilk.com

The complexity of the interior space arises not only from the angular intersection of the individual houses but also from the integration of a second geometrical concept. All of the staircases are integrated into expansive, winding organic volumes that figuratively eat their way through the various levels of the building like a worm, sometimes revealing fascinating visual relationships between the various houses, at other times blocking the view. The interior walls are finished in white in order to give priority to the furniture displays.

 

- from DesignMilk.com

Simply breathtaking, though perhaps not big on privacy, though I imagine this is not the main point. I just wish the horizon was a little more verdant, but perhaps this is just winter time and they are having a seasonal shortage of foliage.

picture from nytimes.com

The Flaming Lips frontman, Wayne Coyne, had a house/music studio built for him in the midst of the crack-addled neighborhood he grew up in.  Actually, he bought a several buildings he calls “The Compound”.  Trying to help revitalize the neighborhood in a bizarre gentrification scheme (I suspect his goal is to change each crack-house into an acid-house one by one).

picture from fitzsimmons architects

Living here, he says, gives him freedom. “You can do what you want — when we rehearse, nobody ever complains about the noise.”

- from nytimes.com

picture from fitzsimmons architects

…the living situation has been difficult at times, especially with the area’s high crime rate. “If we hadn’t been able to expand” and create a buffer zone, Mr. Coyne said, “we’d have been in trouble.” Seven years ago, they purchased the home that belonged to their next-door neighbors and demolished it; the three other houses and two other lots have since expanded their property to about two acres.

- from nytimes.com

from fitzsimmons-arch.com

Personally, my favorite part of this whole house is the bathroom, which looks like something from a David Lynch movie.

picture from fitzsimmons-arch.com

Yeah, if I won the lottery and got millions of dollars I could see myself buying a bunch of buildings in St. Louis and making something like this in South City.  Or maybe just buy a tall building in Downtown West and put a weird cafe at the bottom of it.  Well, I guess money can’t buy you happiness, but it can add a lot of variety to your life, like missing a dinner date because you got lost in your own shower.

This following movie poster is, of course, a fake though:

Run out of places to put all of your many, many, many books? (I’m looking at you, Mom and Dad…)

Get the BookWave and hang your books from the ceiling!

Of course if it was me I’d attach googly eyes to them, but then again I don’t know how to knit.

Yeah…so this commercial has got me going insane.  I mean, are they trying to be funny?  PREGO COMES IN A JAR TOO!!!!  They even show it in a jar right after they make fun of the other stuff coming out of a jar.

What is their market demographic?  Four year olds?  I think even a four year old would be like, “Uhh… but your stuff comes in a jar too!”

FEH!!!

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Edit: I failed to note that their slogan is “It’s in there”.  It’s in where?  THE JAR?

Everyone was supposed to be in proper gentlemenly and lady-like dress, which most everyone obeyed stay a few people who didn’t even know today was dress like a upper-class snob day.  I myself was dressed in nice slacks, a dress shirt, fish tie, and my standard brown fedora.

One of the best things about any time spent in The Royale are the friendly and interesting people you meet.

Lori and her mother here were quite a treat to chat with.

Such an adorable punim!  And she loves Missouri as much as I do!

Of course I engaged in my favorite hobby: putting googly eyes on pretty girls.  I’m not sure who looks more seductive and sultry, the girl or the hat.  (BTW, I am terribly sorry, I forgot your name;  I am terrible with names)

I forgot her name as well, but she looks resplendid with here googly eye accessorized bodice.

And this pretty lady was nice enough to let me put googly eyes on the birds on her hat:

Even more, The Monads were performing their punk/bluegrass style music to accompany the awesome party times:

Rock on, good friends.  Rock on.  Sorry I couldn’t see your show tonight at Off Broadway, but I spent far too much money and fell too far off my diet already.

All in all, an awesome time.  I really wish I was better with names, so sorry about forgetting them, nice ladies.  In the future I’m going to write down everyone’s names on my hand or keep photo-notes on my phone.

I’ve got more pictures here on my flickr account:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29465017@N07/sets/72157617620068684/